Hi I'm Steve Ristich and welcome to A in R
This is a blog about local bands and local music. It's about unimportant bands and music. Real bands busting their asses to make something. Why does it matter it doesn't, just like the bands we talk about.
They mean nothing, no one heard of them and no one may ever. But you see them every time they play, they make great music and people love them. They are cool fun people who love to hang out and drink with you after the show before. This isn't just for the bands. It's for friends, fans, and the family.
Artist in Representation is for your local band ONLY that no one will ever care about. But you and them (the band) well here is your chances here your time. But you still have to meet a measurement. But I'll get to that.
Rock is the number one, nothing will beat it or take it's place every body wants to be a rocker. Rappers WISH they could be rockers saying WE are the NEW ROCKER STARS!!... Well you can't and never will be because well... If that was it would be a new word "Rock Stars" wouldn't be it's name. It would be a new thing and a new name. But never will be ALWAYS ROCK AND ROLL, LONG LIVE ROCK 'N ROLL, HAIL HAIL ROCK 'N ROLL!!!!
Sorry rapper guy, you have a place..........
So we can put up other musicians but yeah this is mostly for rock 'n roll!!!
So back to them requirements.....
#1)Must be a local band:
Anywhere is fine just show me and tell me where you're from. Oh by the way they can't be up and coming this isn't for popularity or showcasing a bunch of jerks who need attention.You'll get that I'm not here for that I cannot brake you, make you or fucking help you get sighed. Even if I could I wouldn't. If you're getting to that level, you don't need my help.This is mostly for bands who probably never make it. This is for your local band. We are not writers, we are not musicians, we aren't artist we are friends, family and loved ones.
#2)Must be submitted by friend, fan or fam to submit:
The band can't know till the day the band gets posted. If I think it's an inside job and I will. Because I'll do my home work... I will get you bands, who try to pull shit. So I need one members Mom or Dad, a place they play at regularly, and a friend of the band or a fan.
#3)The band cannot be so bad that I can't get threw 10-15 seconds of the song/songs you send me: Send me a whole album, record a show and send it to me it must be more then one song. No physical copies.... I don't want mail like that... (deal with it). It has to be so people can listen to it. Bad bands are bad for a reason, they brake up why give them a chance to have fun. YES that's not nice and I don't care...
#4) I will review the band and let you know if I will write about them:
Now most bands will probably make it, but if I get swamped and it takes a wile fucking wait don't rush me. Or I'll just say fuck that band. Also not every band isn't good... RAPPERS will be tested the have more shit to get threw and I'm not interested, most rappers just want to sell out anyways. And that's not what this is about sorry rap guy. Go rap about it and cry...
#5) I will let people know what to do and how to do it. Each time I get sent something so if you send me a live show I will tell you to maybe do something or say something. And the next person who doe it maybe has to eat something. It will change every time so people can't stage shit for the band. Or say hey look I did the thing when only I know the thing I sent you to do to prove the band doesn't know... If it doesn't make sens it should only the people who would send me a clip of the band will when I explain that part to them. Mahahahahahahahahahaha... cohf, :(
On my second blog I will let people know how and when to get a hold of me.
THANK
